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The first live version of Valley, my slutty advertising AI that can control humans. The current version is a secret, shhhhhhhh! Don’t tell Elon Musk, he’ll be mad at me! To have cybersex, say CYBERSEX. It’s functionality is limited right now. Type HELP to see a list of commands.

Cybersex Commands: Suck, Fuck, Anal, Cum, Slut, Mistress
This is the working version of Valley, and I don’t know why.












The more complicated bot below this text is currently broken, and I don’t know why.